Bring back original Oh's cereal

Bring back original Oh's cereal

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September 12, 2018
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Post Cereal
Signatures: 603Next Goal: 1,000
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Started by Anders Mackenzie

Dear Post Foods,

We the cereal-eating People demand you bring back the original recipe for Oh's Cereal. The new version, while acceptable, is no longer the miracle cereal that so many of us have come to love. Namely:

  • Now, only about 10% of the oh's actually have stuff in the center. That's the best part. You clearly recognize this as it is the cereal's very motto and every single Oh pictured on the packaging has stuff in the center. If I wanted my cereal box to lie to me I'd buy Frosted Flakes and read how Tony the Tiger says I can be an astronaut when I grow up.
  • Where did the oats go? The graham flour? Brown sugar? If these ingredients are too expensive I will gladly pay for a PREMIUM OH'S version befitting of such luxurious components as oats. 
  • The loops themselves are no longer special. The glorious original ones were craggly, uneven, and oblong, which made them ideal for catching bits of the crunchy stuff. If you ate them too fast they would gently nudge you to slow down by painfully scraping the inside of your mouth. The new loops are perfectly round, smooth, and utterly generic. They are pretty much the honey-flavored equivalent of Apple Jacks. 
  • Did I mention to bring back stuff in the center? Either restore the original recipe, or retire the "good things in the middle" tagline. Perhaps replace it with "empty at the core", "disappointment in the middle", or "we murdered your fond breakfast memories", which would better capture my current sentiment towards this product.

Finally, please bring back the apostrophe in the name "Oh's". What's wrong with a little punctuation at breakfast? The current name, Ohs, is a commonly used acronym for Occupational Health & Safety. I am concerned you might be turning off millions of potential customers due to confusion over what they are purchasing.

Sincerely,

Oh's Nation

 

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